Filters: Words of Wisdom
| " | The least offensive way to desecrate a corpse is to push its butt cheeks together and bun-fuck it, cumming all over its skanky little tramp-stamp." |
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| " | you could say my lifes a downward spiral, but that would mean it has direction and some kind of momentum" |
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| " | He whos shit does not stink is probably actually jerking off, not shitting." |
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| " | if there's one thing that hotdogs have taught us its that animal testicles become amazingly palatable in their new cylindrical form." |
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| " | Confucius says: It's the bent pickle that stays in jar!" |
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| " | The harder you wipe, the less work you'll have in the shower." |
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